captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

(Source: achillesfeels, via potter-baggins)

lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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(via dryldxons)

"You’ll find that you’re not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior."

Catcher In The Rye, J.D. Salinger (via cadaver-queen)

(via religion-of-solitude)

mitten:

calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already

(Source: nowyuokno, via plaincool)

eziohotitore:

son [puts a hand on your shoulder] you know sometimes [puts a second hand on your shoulder] life just [shoves you into the animus]

(Source: shiuzo, via jalapenor)

capsarmy:

freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

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(via lokispygmypuff)